iPope 1.0

- replaces the somewhat jewish iJesus
- a by-product of the fairly recent earth-God merger
- may even out-sell the recent dBrown
- you're no cathaholic without it!
- now with higher memory capacity and greater running speed

- features:
--- easy-to-use click wheel with complicated latin instructions
--- unfaultable software
--- comes in one colour
--- offline support at vatican hq
--- full 'purgatory hotline' support, with the guarrantee that it'll work again eventually if it breaks
--- occasional popecasts with free downloadable dogma
--- uploadable confessions for less than a cathedral cost
--- can be used along with the iPriest for a somewhat reliable connection with iGod

- accessories:
--- iSocks
--- iSandles.
--- (iSheath is unlikely to be available with the iPope 1.0)

- links:
--- a picture of the new iPope
--- the iPope background for your pc
--- a real(ly old) news story
--- and another
--- more features (apparently)
--- to order the USB cable
--- iPope trial
--- iPope music

n.b. all meant in good fun.