shameless

shameless quotes from a stupid email forward that I asked for:

• life is sexually transmitted
• health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
• the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth
• some people are like slinkies. not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
• health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
• whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.