the irish

"surely the irish are only the welsh that could swim when those english lot invaded our sacred celtic nation..."

some guy on the bbc website

the next comment down on that website is funny, too

conversation with an album cover

phil: are you a witch?

yoko

pirate

mark took this photo.
yay, pirate folk!

magazines

actually, it depends on the question^[1]







"we sort out your relationships and hugh grant". I was sadly disappointed by the contents. no photos of broken bones and bloody noses - or anything! am tempted to get my money back from a homeless person...


_{1. i.e. "what is it called when you kill yourself?"}

poem

she never said she loved me
she never said I was cute
but I suppose if that was the problem
I should never have dated a mute

feminism

imagine if all feminism was was women in short-skirted uniform with pom-poms chanting:

"give me a 'W'!"
"give me an 'O'!"
"give me an 'M'!"
"give me an 'E'!"
"give me an 'N'!"
"what does it spell..?!"
"women!"
"go women go!"

imagine that...

life etc

how annoyingly confusing are life, love and laundry settings

but with all 3; set to 'D' and pray

superman vs tigger

on a discussion over who would win in the above fight:
person 1: "tigger can bounce"
person 2: "yeah, but superman can fly, hover, lazers out of his eyes, freezing breath, strength..."
person 1: "oh yeah, and spidey powers"
person 2: "spidey powers?"
person 1: "yeah, you know" *does the hand gesture*

oh dear. oh very dear

two pictures

home vs home

home
snacking
working tv remote
scrabble
dog
internet
family

home:
my stuff
my bed
cd player/music
gas fire
'town'
pirate-ing

almost makes you proud to work there

check this out guys, best tannoy announcement ever!
i laughed for about 10 minutes solid!

dog

I went sledding and got bitten by a dog. it was this big *gestures with 1 hand*. how embarassing

on the best way to die...

"either being martyred, or...
jumping on a mine to save some kids or something"

anon.

think about it...

snow day

today is a snow day. this means that for some reason you don't question the fact that you just saw a group of kids off school, walking through town with a body board.










here's a picture I took a while back...

fruit and veg

how many of your 5 a day did you eat today?

I had an apple

kettles

why do kettles make boiling sounds so long before they boil? is it a ploy by kettle-makers to make you think it's faster than it actually is..?

_{also, today I am the happiest I've ever been, ever}

the nazi question

some nazi hacker's changed the homepage of a friend's football team, felixstowe trades labour club fc to say lots of bad things, e.g:

"everything is the fault of the jews"*

what do you think? is this a strong enough argument for censorship, or not?

for some youtube comedy on nazis, click here. thanks mark


_{*that was a quote, don't forget}