jobs

steve jobs sent my iPod back, and tesco sent my application back. gutted.

if anyone wants to offer me any summer work in my home area though, just let me know.

evanescence - everybody's fool

bma

what do you think of this? I've signed.

scrabble

just drew 297 each in a game of scrabble with Dad. penultimate score was 288-300 to him.

facebook

"facebook is sad"

Hayley Cornwell

longest day

today is the longest day ever. and I mean ever.

Germany

I'm back from Germany, and feeling so... I can't think of the word, but it's good!

oceans 13 review

oceans 13, whilst better than 12, didn't beat 11. that's not to say it wasn't very, very entertaining, however. see it and be counted 'in' on the italian jobs of our generation.

newsletter

new newsletter. download or read online

iPod cardboard update

iPod cardboard

today I invented the iPod cardboard. this was mostly because I posted my iPod mini (pink, found in a skip) to Steve Jobs because it's bust. maybe he'll give me a new one

lettuce

I have a lettuce (growing in a plant pot). he/she needs a name, and could do with a fixed gender. any ideas?

whoever has the best idea gets some of her/his leaves for salading purposes

addict'd

waiting on the world to change

John Mayer - waiting on the world to change

also, today I saw Nate James. he seemed nice

hollyoaks t'other day

"I love satin... it's so silky"

Carmel McQueen

turkey

yesterday, a couple of friends of mine who don't have houses gave me £10's worth of stuffed cook-from-frozen turkey^[1] from iceland, simply because they don't have any means of cooking it. made me think again about how generous I actually am - a lot less than I think!_{1. unfortunately for me, I was on my way home to cook a meal for a vegetarian friend. so I cooked and ate it after she'd gone}

your horoscope

aries - you're going to die
taurus - you're going to die
gemini - you're going to die
cancer - you're going to die
leo - you're going to die
virgo - you're going to die
libra - you're going to die
scorpio - you're going to die
sagittarius - you're going to die
capricorn - you're going to die
aquarius - you're going to die
pisces - you're going to die

thanks, chris

cooking

today I will be mostly cooking enchiladas. with apple crumble for dessert. but shhh...

penes n 'paste prank

5 boys in school year 8 shared a hut at the residential the other night. in the morning, one had been toothpasted and had shower gel and deoderant all over his hair. they'd all drawn penes on their faces so he wouldn't know who'd done it... not realising that it meant they were all in it together! fools...

skips

it's 9.38 and already I'm on my 4th pack of skips. 5-a-day, here I come! this one's going to be grand...