I found a hanky the other day. That's well rank, I know… I was walking along and spotted it on the pavement. It was pretty skanky-looking, and had probably been stuck out there for a while by the time I got to it.
As I was passing, I thought about how it's the sort of thing you just pass by. I mean, even its owner, if they spotted it, would hardly bend down to pick it up. So I decided that's what I'd do.
When I turned round to walk back up the hill, I wasn't surprised to find it still lying there unmoved amongst the other litter. I stooped down, scooped it up and took it back with me… [continue]
